May 2013
son-of-prongs:
re-reading your own writing
goldenfreezeover:
somethingambiguous:
tltty:
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST
johnthemod1:
smokeywithposey:
jojenobrien:
Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.
Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.
#we made a fucking fluffy chicken famous #we can do the same with yahoo (via jojenobrien)
Yahoo has no...
chudails:
the-cats-hatter:
theserraangel:
kiwibutt:
teppelin:
jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby
SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT
HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS
I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT.
HAKUNA MY TATAS
i quit the internet
claireblossom:
an episode of doctor who where the tardis goes missing and the doctor enlists the help of justin timberlake because he is the only one who can bring sexy back
slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
celtysturlusons:
animes i need to watch
sensitivewhiteboy:
In sixth grade this Pakistani girl who sat it front of me saw me wearing a shirt with a Hawaiian hula girl on it and she said really loudly for the whole class to hear “aren’t you a little too GAY for that shirt?” and I was just like “aren’t you a little too HAIRY for that skirt?” and she started crying and the funniest part is I ended up being gay anyway
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madnessistheexcuse:
all-natu-ral:
I am already 900% done with this week and its only Tuesday
me trying to end a conversation: haha cool
insomniaccity:
(anything) feat. Pitbull
blackbruise:
if the pope can give up then so can i
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability
super-wolves:
google street view is the best, example:
When you see it, REBLOG IT.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.
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can you believe that I cant concentrate on things if I don’t have a scented candle lit
b3thhavana:
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
Then the take over an hour to reply and the anxiety comes crashing back down
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear also don’t determine your sexual orientation
The only thing that clothes...
the-sherlocked-avatar:
I love the fact that people all around are watching Sherlock now because of Benedict in star trek
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
saythewrongcranberry:
fandomblogger:
laugh-addict:
knees actually look like a tiny face is trying to push its way out of your leg though
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT HERE
broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
thedoctorpottergames:
dirkstridersbraces:
shotawand:
what if people start shipping tumblr/yahoo
otp? more like notp
